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Citibank and Goldman’s to Merge

Posted on Friday, 21 November 2008 by Longman Oz

Further details to follow shortly, but the new institution will be known as Sachs & The Citi.

:-D

UPDATE:

A few anagram-based possiblitities for the merged Citibank Goldman Sachs entity:

* Damn Slacking Cohabits

* Scam Can Hold a Big Stink

* Mind Chaotic Glass Bank

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5 Responses

  1. xavier, on November 23rd, 2008 at 7:07 am Said:

    Are you sure? I was told Citibank was going to merge with Chase and be renamed to Chitibank.

  2. Longman Oz, on November 23rd, 2008 at 9:22 am Said:

    Is that not what they are all called these days?

  3. Adam, on November 24th, 2008 at 12:40 am Said:

    “Sachs and the Citi?”

    Anyone? Anyone…?

  4. Adam, on November 24th, 2008 at 12:41 am Said:

    Oh oops. Damn half-loaded page. Gotcha. Next stop: Corporal Oblivious to merge with Captain Obvious.

  5. Longman Oz, on November 24th, 2008 at 12:59 am Said:

    No worries man. In case you missed it, though, Barack Obama is now President-Elect and the Philadelphia Phillies won the World Series!

    :-)

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